Jaywon fic

Once upon a time there was a guy named JAY and he was in a kpop group called enhypen and he lovvvveeeddd his groupmate named JUNGWON. buzzword buzzword. this gay couple lived a relatively normal life until one day, something that no one saw coming happened.

THERE WAS A MONKEY AT THEIR DOORSTEP.

jay and jungwon looked at eachother in shock.

jungwon shook his head to calm himself down before finally speaking up, "hey isnt this that monkey from the okinawa zoo? punch the monkey i think??"

jay scoffed before giving his bf a sharp reply, "Preposterous! By what conceivable means would a simian, originating from the Japanese archipelago, arrive upon Korean soil? You are, my dear fellow, quite mistaken."

the mysterious monkey stepped up and PUNCHED JAY IN THE FACE.

"Good heavens, what calamity has befallen us?" jay yelped.

jungwon gasped before scrambling to help jay up, "maybe thats his way of telling us that he IS punch the monkey? what a funny little guy!"

suddenly, JAKE FROM ENHYPEN BREAKS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!! AND INVITES HIMSELF IN! "girlll i heard jay scream !? thats so not slay!?? doc is jay gonna live? prolly not. L.O.L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

kai monteago rushed in after jake to the scene of the crime, "omg jay lemme ice dat 4u bro, has anyone seen damon maitsu from pjeg btw"

"SHUT UP kAi NOWS NOT THE TIME FORYOU TO TALK ABOUT DAMON MAITSU FROM PROJECT EDENS GARDEN JAY IS DYING." jungwon cried out.

"this is js like dat 1 dank meme lol" kai replied.

while the group panicked about their dying friend, a new face emerged from the darkness, eito aotsuki from hundred line. and like the TOTALLY nonchalant fella he is, he nonchalantly used his nonchalant hemoanima to nonchalantly brinBUZZWORD BUZZWORDg jay back to good health.

"Eito, you are a true saviour; I am eternally grateful for my continued existence. And YOU, punch the monkey, do not presume my memory has faded. Pray tell, what was the impetus for that brusque assault?" jay demanded an answer from the violent monkey.

a picture of a cute krill
HEY st op interrupting m-

takumi sumino from hundred line ULTRA CUTE
omg RUDE im trying to write this fanfi

siamese kittens
I SAID STOP IT LET ME CONTInyE WRITING YOU WEIRD CATS U RUDE.

ima and kako
ok ok urfine hi ima and kako Love u ima and kako: "thanks"

BACK TO FIC


"um what the rizzler was that. if im not tripping on skibidi i think weve just flowkenuinly experienced an ad break BUZZWORD BUzZWORD" jake exclaimed

WIP COME back for part 2 because my notepad tweaking.